damnwankers' Journal

Merry Christmas
Well Happy Holidays. Not much to Report check out some funny shit:

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Anyways just thought we would let you know what the holiday seasons have brought forth. Sorry but not too much, but bad luck. We're not sure if to many of you know but at our last out of town show, Ryan Wanker got in a Bar Brawl and got his Jaw Wired shut. So he missed Turkey Day, and will be missing X-Mas and New Years. For those of you who don't know Ryan, he's weighin in at about a buck forty five and has lost a least twenty ponuds since then. So He's fading away and is about to kill for a cheeseburger.

And the good news keep rollin on, Big Pat, has recently had a foot operation and has been un able to move for the past three weeks. Stop... Hammer Toe. .. So I know we suck we haven't been doing shit, but we are are Wankers.

So in the mean time check out other Wankers Projects and albums we've been workin on. Don't worry we will be back and Rockin soon.

"Spreadin Jam Like A Butter Knife"

http://www.myspace.com/theeukanubajesuseses

Matt and Jeremy - the Eukanuba Jesuseses (Rock and or Roll)

www.myspace.com/frofa
Lou From Peru and Ryan Wanker- Future Rapists of America (they'll drink your daugther and knock up your whiskey)

http://www.myspace.com/typea

SynthMaster Jeremy - Type A Music (crazy, awesome, stuff)

http://www.myspace.com/deadrobotarmy

Lazy Ass Destroyer (not just any cracker, but the RITZ)

Here are some of the albums we have been fuckin around with for a while....

Surf Cincinnati- ska surf plus new recordings of older songs with keys.
ChodeHouse - Live Recording w/ Rick Johnsons Rock and Roll Machine
Odds and Sods - Cover Album recorded at ShackRock.Need More! Check Out

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