the Wankers are good to Go
Alright, howdy everyone. Friends, Family, and Fans of the Wankers. Hope Everyone had a great Holiday. Ours was pretty crazy.
We had a few minor set backs, which I will go into, that set us a bit out of the loop.Lots of stuff to report, i know we aren't the best with keeping people up to date via the interenet.
And as we all know it's been a really long time since we have sent out out a group email. We have been sticking to News postings on the site and Bullenteins on MySpace. Mainly because it's rather diffucult to send bulk emails though our normal yahoo account, it keeps thinking we are spaming people. Where would they get a crazy idea like that?
So we decide to take some peoples advice and build a wankers yahoo group page.
Rock Your Socks Off! Click the link to check it out and join.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rockyoursocksoff
This way we can send out emails to everyone at once and fans can send group emails to each other. So go check out the group home page, post a message, become a member, share files and photos, view show calendar events, check out links, create group polls, and more. It's all easy to use. Just go to the group home page now:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/rockyoursocksoff and this will keep it so much easier to send out emails and let all members know what's going on. So check it out, because like I said we well be mainly posting emails though the group page and we don't want you to miss out.
Thanks

Alright down to buisness. As some of you may or may not know, Ryan Wankers has been in recovery for some time with a broken jaw. His mouth has been wired shut since Thanksgiving making it diffucult for him to sing. Thus, no shows.
But we are happy to report that Ryan has had all the wires removed this week. So he'll start getting movement back soon and maybe he will learn how to sing. We are going to start practicing and hopefully be playing shows again in the next couple of weeks. So anyone that could help us out with a show. That would be awesome, seeing as how we have fallen out of the loop. It's been a while and we are itching to get back out there and Rock your Friggin Socks Off!

And on that night I just wanted to remind you that the wankers debt full length, No Need For A Solo... It's Back to Basics, has been pressed and is availble online at www.interpunk.com
15 Tracks of High Energy Rock N' Roll. This Abulm is a long running effort to express our many musical tastes, but still maintain the high energy involved in our live shows. Spanning 60's Style Fuzz and Organs with the bizzare melodic screams of a highly modulated guitar this album will "Rock your Socks off!"
We will more than likely be having a "cd release show", since we never did. That way who can get the cd pretty cheap too.
Live in the Cincy area:
You can also pick up Wankers albums at these Cincy based record stores:
Phil's Music Books and More
4307 Winston Ave. Covington, Ky 41015 (859)431.7774
Everybody's Records
6106 Montgomery Rd. Hyde Park, Oh 45213 (513)531.4500
Shake It Records
4156 Hamilton Ave. Northside, Oh 45223 (513)591.0123
Cd/Game Exchange
2601 Vine St. Clifton, Oh 45219 (513)281.2006
Moles Music
111 Calhon St. Clifton, Oh 45219 (513)861.6291
Wizard's Music and Movies
2940 Markbreit Ave. Hyde Park, Oh 45209 (513)351.5500
Cd Warehouse
1657 E. Kemper Rd. Tri-County, Oh (513)772.3472

And of course all albums are available online at www.interpunk.com.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. Go check out the yahoo group.

Spreadin Jam like a butter knife.
-the Wankers